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Fred says to his pal Jim, "Do you like women with wrinkly skin?"
"No" says Jim.
"Do you like women with big floppy tits like a Spaniels ears?"
"No way" said Jim.
"do you like big fat woman with bad breath?"
"God sakes, NO" said Jim.
"Then why are you shagging my wife?.

Man of 85 marries a young girl of 20
His pal says, "Isn't dangerous having sex with such a young girl?" and the old man replies, "Yeah, but if she dies, she dies".
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Gotta watch this, I peed myself. Jeff Dunham is fab.

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Wouldn't that be 13mm? Meme creators really need to look at the photos first... with the 14mm clearly labeled, now the meme doesn't work.
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Wouldn't that be 13mm? Meme creators really need to look at the photos first... with the 14mm clearly labeled, now the meme doesn't work.
err... Rick think again...

1/2 inch is 12.7mm, so adding a 10 cents could would bring it up to roughly 14mm, hence the spanner could be used when combining the two
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err... Rick think again...

1/2 inch is 12.7mm, so adding a 10 cents could would bring it up to roughly 14mm, hence the spanner could be used when combining the two

Yeah, but the photo shows a 14mm with a dime on the arm, so you're back to 13mm... I know.. wet blanket.. I don't suffer bad memes lightly..
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Yeah, but the photo shows a 14mm with a dime on the arm, so you're back to 13mm... I know.. wet blanket.. I don't suffer bad memes lightly..

err.... I guess for a Brit something got lost in translation as I don't get your point?
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Old 05-26-2018, 11:59 AM
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It's a 1/2" bolt with a 14mm spanner, so 1/2" plus the coin fits using a 14mm spanner, should use a 13mm really.
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I guess I'm being too literal. I read it as a 1/2" wrench, not a 1/2" bolt.
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