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Old 10-25-2012, 08:53 PM
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Wow! I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this time itíswith numbers.Iím certain itís been around before.

Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strongmind.

And better than that: Alzheimerís is a long, long ways down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.






7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17
4U70M471C4LLY
W17H 0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15.
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15.

If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line. Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it.

FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Forward it & put 'YES' in the Subject Line

Even if you are not old, you will find this interesting...


Short Neurological Test

1- Find the C below. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999
699999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNM
M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
M

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.





















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WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS


I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.



"This is the 21st century," she said.


"We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."



I can tell you this: That fly never knew what hit him.


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Who do you know when your getting old?

When your favorite music is on the 3.99 or less rack.




When you reach my age, you come to realize if you dont stop plucking grey hairs, you wont have any hair left...

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I was once asked by a Lambretta UK member, "what or who was your inspiration in the 60s?", I said.
."We WERE the inspiration".

When you are over pension age two things not to trust, people who say, "trust me" and a fart

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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a Middle aged couple from Weymouth

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!

The wife's back on the warpath again.
She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.


I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay"
as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"

I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I got
downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's servesbreakfast until 11:30.

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last
night and it took me three hours to get her off the ferris wheel.

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"


A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country
so that they can see their own doctor.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

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It is said that 95% of lawyers give the others a bad name,

When a banker says, "there are hard times ahead", he means for YOU, not US.

You can always tell when a politician is lying, his lips move.

A little Polar Bear asked his mother, "Am I really a Polar Bear?",
His mother says, "of course you are and if you don't believe me ask your father over there",
Little Polar Bear asked his dad the same question and father replies, "Of course you are, unless your mother has been putting it about, why?.
Baby replies, " Because I'm F****G freezing!"
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This may be pushing the politically correct boundaries of the site

Exciting New Sunblock SPF-400

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How many pall bearers are required for an attorneys funeral?

2

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